Thing that everyone joked about (to mentally handle the horror) that was definitely going to really happen, happens.

Better late then never to stop it from happening I guess.

No, they hide instead.

In small corners, like a small hole in the stonewall next to your wall attached reading lamp.

So then when you're finally asleep you hear like this scratch noise. So you turn on your lamp and you see that it's little bit of wall dust coming off it.

And at first you're like huh so you look a little closer and you see that it's coming from that little hole in the wall.

AND THEN SOME LEGS JUMP OUT OF THERE.

Before you know it you stand at the furthest other corner of the room.

A full spider has pulled itself from the hole, and it stares at you, menacingly.

You can barely breathe, but deep down you know that the creature can't help it. It is not a monster, and neither are you.

You were taught the most sensible thing is to put such insects outside. So you sneak downstairs trying to find a glass and piece of paper to capture it in.

So then you, a brave knight, armed with a glass faces the beast.

And as you hold your arm in the vicinity of its claws. You realize:

The size of this beast is far bigger than the diameter of the opening of this glass.

You run to the hallway you are truly losing it. But then you hear another sound.

Your dad appears from nowhere, and he asks what are my troubles.

SO I SHOW MY HERO TO THE BEAST

AND HE FUCKING LEGS IT. EVEN MORE A COWARD THAN YOU. Goes to bed and leaves you to it remarking its large size.

That is what wolfspiders do. They don't just destroy your confidence, they show that you came from nothing and will remain it till the day you become food.

That is what wolfspiders do.

Also they can jump 2m straight, thankgod i only found out as it jumped from glass 2# into the darkness of the garden as ~~i~~ you realize they could have jumped into your face at any point of time back in the room. You were never safe.

That is what Wolfspiders do.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

“Stop destroying the planet, stop ignoring us”

Political leaders: I have no choice other then taking a strong stance against these criminals and their absurd demands.

Understandable, have a good day.

Firefox is sustained (biggest funder) by google who needs artificial competitions to not be labeled a monopoly.

Its still the best browser i can think off that isn’t chromium but i would recommend staying skeptical.

Don’t forget time dilution.

They who master the skill of controlled time dilation will quickly ascend to rule the universe.. or so i was told in a dream.

Ops focus on a singular “nicely packaged “ egg made me unable to consider anything else then bird eggs.

I was so confused by your comment, i had to look it up.

Clearly lacking artistic vision.

On the left id do a sick explosion in the background.

The right gets a spaceship interior with neon lights. So the highlights on Kylo and the troopers armors need to reflect that.

With “i do” i mean “if i had skill” of course.

“conspiratorial politicians”

Can we just stand still for a second with how normalized Absurdity is?

Elevator only goes so far. You still have stairs to do.

Did she really ask what river and what sea?

Does she assume people are unable to perceive a map?

Just in case: Its Jordan River and the Mediterranean sea.

“A school ruler”

Only works if your school had 30cm rulers as a standard but that appears to be true for many people i know.