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-Easier birth control: Make the egg into an omelette

-Relaxed child support laws: Requires deliberate decision to incubate the egg

-Clean packaged periods: Egg = No mess!

Although, there would be stories about partners hiding fertilized eggs: Instead of unplanned parenthood we would have unconsensual parenthood

There's probably more nuances I am missing. But do discuss it in the comments.

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

"ohh yeah cum inside me" will now be changed into "ohh yeah bukkake right onto this egg i just laid"

[-] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Ops focus on a singular “nicely packaged “ egg made me unable to consider anything else then bird eggs.

I was so confused by your comment, i had to look it up.

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