[-] [email protected] 81 points 5 months ago

Just as shocking as watching China go from war torn backwater to industrial hub of the planet in the last 70 years is watching the UK go from the globe spanning empire to... whatever the fuck it is today. Didn't those guys used to be a major world power at some point? What happened to them?

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honestly i don't even know i think i'm just going to chug all 3

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I am still in shock about this. I've always talked to myself. Don't know why, just do, and I was doing it as I always was. While I was just talking to myself at work, I had to stop myself after a while. My voice was suddenly really light and pitched about 2-3 octaves up, and I have zero fucking idea where on earth it even came from. Does it pass? Does it even sound femme or just really high? I have zero fucking idea and I don't even care about that right now. My egg cracked like a fucking month ago and the closest thing to voice training I've ever done is watch 8 minutes of a basic ass tutorial that I didn't even follow the exercises for but now I have a distinctly femme voice I can suddenly switch to. I've been doing it for maybe an hour now and my throat hurts but holy shit what on earth is going on

it's late o fuck right now i got to sleep on this

[-] [email protected] 92 points 5 months ago

i don't even have words for this one. this is completely deranged even by US standards. they're going to make you go through the TSA experience every single day. it won't do anything to stop crime or terrorism or anything that it says on its face. they're going to do this, it's going to stay, and the only people who are for it are people who don't use the subway

god damn america

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"I only wish I had more space to write this stupid headline" he later added

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hopefully these should last longer in the fridge than those sandwiches i made last week

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you-are-a-serf

[-] [email protected] 106 points 6 months ago

Between us who have read maybe 10,000 books on the topic, and you've read two Wikipedia entries, and you start talking about chapter six? Do you know what chapter seven is?

whomst the FUCK do i ping to add a tagline suggestion??

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in 6 months i will finally have use for that sickle i bought 8 months ago

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my-hero

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[-] [email protected] 103 points 7 months ago

we did it! we stopped hitler by voting!

and then what happened?

AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED??? big-honk

[-] [email protected] 85 points 7 months ago

waiting for the throne for almost 74 years

finally get it

cancer

[-] [email protected] 84 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

is this from that one hearing from like two years ago or is this a new hearing where they're doing the same shit?

EDIT: nope, googled it. it's round 2 agony-deep

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empire stretching its resources thin fighting far off wars

local populace ravaged by disease and poverty

major province openly defying central government

yeah this is a certifiable sit-back-and-enjoy empire collapse moment

[-] [email protected] 85 points 8 months ago

to be 100% fair, this is a bit account that makes parody "billionaire inspiration" posts like this:

[-] [email protected] 114 points 1 year ago

No more half measures, Vladmir waltuh

[-] [email protected] 79 points 1 year ago

the leftism understander has logged on

[-] [email protected] 91 points 1 year ago

honestly I'm still shocked people are buying into Reagan's welfare queen nonsense 40+ fucking years later

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