✔️ Featherless
❌ Biped
Yeah I can verify that is indeed not a man
Of course we live in this shitass timeline where it was actually just some 4channer trying to be funny, we can't even have a good bomb threat in this country I tell ya hwat
[reads title]
[thinks about the question for a minute, remembers something] oh... god...
[remembers something else] oh God
[something else] Oh God!
[something else] Oh GOD!
[something else] OH GOD
[something else] OH GOD
[retreats into corner sucking my thumb to prevent my soul from leaving my body] Nope! Nope! Don't wanna think about it! Dooon't waaaannaaa!!!
including the entire nation of Ireland apparently
Israelis will really look at the Peace Lines Potato Famine Island screaming "WE'RE LITERALLY SPEAKING FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE WHEN WE LABEL YOU AS COLONIZERS!" and be like, "God, why are you being so antisemitic‽"
It's making me think about that "Place vs Place, Japan" meme except it's "Ferret vs Ferret held by a trans woman"
Like, other comments here are saying that this is about wanting to eradicate ferrets, but notice how Renée says "one vote from women" — so this definitely seems like TERF shit to me
everyone will think it's fake
Hahaha yeah
Celebrations and "speaking ill of the dead" discourse
Hahaha yeah
Evangelicals being weird
Hahaha yeah
Republicans will have no nominee
Ehhhh, probably not, but sure, it'd be funny
Discourse on if Biden should attend his funeral
Hahaha yeah
turns the tide on the Ukraine War and Taiwan
...wat???
Oh yeah? Well if Hunter Schafer is so based, why is there no Gatherer Terrier? Checkmate!
Maybe this is disrespectful, but has anybody else been listening to "Born in the USA" a lot since Bushnell's self-immolation? Given the song's themes of US imperialism and working class issues, from the perspective of a (former rather than active) member of the US Armed Forces, you know.
I dunno. There's just something kind of... I dunno how to put it other than "painfully captivating" about someone famous only for his death, especially when that death happened "right before your eyes" in a sense. This tiny moment when this soul enters our collective awareness at the same time as he leaves it, having chosen to dedicate that singular moment to what he stood for. There is only so much we can learn about who he was as a person before that point, and nothing more we will learn after that point because there is literally nothing after that point. It's like starting a book in medias res right at the end.
Sigh. I hope Bushnell enjoys the afterlife. Free Palestine; death to fascism, colonialism, and imperialism; long live the Palestinians. Though he burned himself and his death was very striking, let us organize and fight and let us remember the myriads killed in this genocide.
WAACP: Worldwide Association for the Appeasement of Cracker Pissboys
SPD: This election is a choice between Literal Hitler and Diet Hitler.
Thälmann: I'm... Literally right here.
SPD: We might not like it, but we have to choose between the lesser of two evils.
Thälmann: I'm... still right here. If you need me, you know. Yeah.
SPD: Our hands really are tied here. We know that Diet Hitler is not too fond of us, but he's our only hope to defeat Literal Hitler.
Thälmann: Do you... Do you actually hear me at all? Hello?
SPD: In times like these, it is the citizen's duty to vote to save our democracy.
Thälmann: Do you think there might've been some sort of systemic issue that caused us to get into this situation in the first place?
SPD: Remember to vote Hindenburg, everyone!
[chanting] STAR TREK TIMELINE! STAR TREK TIMELINE! WE ARE STAYING IN THE STAR TREK TIMELINE!
Me when I throw random words and Popular Intellectual Property references at the wall looking for the one that spooks the 
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It can be done, yes, but I don't think this "Eurasian Emperor" fellow would like what that looks like in practice...
※IQ is racist pseudoscience and the concept of intelligence in general is deeply misleading