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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I note you have chosen not to name the specific offending flavours. Go on, be brave.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Banana, mango, bubble gum, fairy floss, Blueberry. And strawberry. The real fruit is fine, flavouring is not.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I love all of those flavours :'(

Can I move in?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Iโ€™ve never had a garbage disposal before. Does your installation require a licensed plumber?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Only if there's dairy involved, in which case a throne is required to be fitted in the immediate vicinity by a plumber. I'd advise an extractor fan. And noise cancelling headphones.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Noted. How about I just post you the offending unfrozen lolly sticksโ€ฆ

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Ooo... "Blue" drink. Works for me.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You are my people! Banana flavoured anything is particularly foul. Mango sorbet type icy poles are alright though.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Mango is tolerable in โ€˜tropical punchโ€™ sort of things. Just. Bananas are not food and I will happily fight dissenters. Sharpened nails and hissing at 3 paces!

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Whoever decided to combine banana and dairy products, in particular, should be investigated for war crimes.