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Daily Discussion Thread: 🧦 Mon 22 Jan 2024 (aussie.zone)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Confucius say butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders. 🍑

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Am bored at work, so here is dad joke for Monday - A Grandfather tells his Grandson, “When I was a boy, you could go into a store with coins in your pocket and come out with a loaf of bread, lunch and a bottle of milk.” The Grandson replies, “You can’t do that anymore Grandpa, there’s too many cameras now“.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

dad joke

that’s a dad’s dad joke