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[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Good American cheese isn't individually wrapped. Only the really cheap shit comes like that.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Good American cheese is the really cheap shit.

The whole point of American cheese is that it’s barely cheese and more like a delicious coagulated milk-stuff sheet.

Gourmet American Cheese is some 1%-er bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)

The good American cheese is not in fact "1%-er bullshit". Have you gone to a restaurant like McDonalds? You have eaten the better stuff, which comes pre-stacked in a large block. It is certainly much better.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Wait .. did you just tell me that McDonald's uses gourmet cheese??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Its been years since I've been to McDonald's, but you mean to tell me they stopped charging an extra dollar for 'cheese'?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

"That's where they get ya. That's why I always travel with extra cheese slices."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I find this hard to believe. They even stopped serving the actual heinz ketchup.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

The fact that you called McDonalds a "restaurant" has me cracking up, while yes, it technically is, no one goes there to have a nice sit down meal with the family.

Cheddar is so much better than American.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Have you gone to a restaurant like McDonalds? You have eaten the better stuff,

McDonald's

the better stuff

L-O-L

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Idk what that other guy is on but our grocery deli has American cheese they slice themselves, it's not much more expensive than craft

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Kraft American Pre-sliced bulk packs are the pinnacle of American Cheese. It’s actually diminishing returns anywhere after that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for fighting the good fight. Kraft Singles make people not want to try deli-style American. It makes me sad.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Kraft has “Deluxe American” cheese slices that aren’t individually wrapped and have a better flavor and texture.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I have some in my fridge right now, actually, as it’s the most consistently stocked deli-style brand at my local market. I’m a fan!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Kind of depends. Vermont cheddar cheese is fantastic and very nice but if you looking for a good smash burger or juicy Lucy burger you have to use that crappy Kraft singles stuff for the proper melt. Sure you can get Kraft in a block of sliced cheese but I am rarely cooking for like 50-100 people, which these blocks come out of.

Kraft cornered the market for a stable cheese in the early 1900’s here in America that melts really nicely and has a long shelf life with Velveeta.

A fun short little history and company story is by the Company Man on YouTube https://youtu.be/Hp0uhC15RtI?si=JAPmRQztP7ee5eSU

But even Guga Foods on YouTube highly recommends using the crappy cheese over the fancy stuff

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I think by Good American cheese they meant something more like this:

https://www.landolakes.com/products/cheese/deli-american/

It is very much a different thing than Kraft Singles, you can get however much or little of it (or various competitors) you want anyplace that has deli meats, and the per-pound cost is not that much more, last I checked.

Although some kinds of cheddar might be made in the US, I don't think Vermont Cheddar is what anyone usually has in mind when they say "Deli American Cheese."

I've had no problem getting a good melt on burgers with "good" American, FWIW.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

No problem!

I actually really do like Cheddar in those scenarios sometimes, but I agree with the prior comment that it doesn't melt as nicely. 🙂

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Deli American is as close to Vermont Cheddar as Turkey is to Chicken haha

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Most block cheeses with a good fat and moisture content will melt well when shredded off the block right before you intend to use it. The pre-shredded or pre-sliced stuff has additives like starch in and on it to stop it from sticking together in the package and melting during transit, which prevents a good melt. Get yourself a cheap rotary shredder from Amazon (they're like $20, mine never stays clean because I use it like every other day) and see for yourself.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

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