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[-] [email protected] 83 points 10 months ago

I want him to blow his top like a cartoon where his face gets red, steam comes out of his ears, and the toupee flies a foot straight up into the air

[-] [email protected] 58 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

That seems weirdly concise for him (to have typed). I wonder if he's got some publicist taking dictation.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

I think at this point he definitely dictates to some lackey (and you know that guy wears a bowtie) who takes his word salad and turns it onto something vaguely comprehensible.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Other than Tucker, what's wrong with bow ties?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Please, cry more Donald. It brightens my day and I really need it

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Turns our his tears were the fountain of youth all along. It rejuvenates us mind, body, and soul.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

That's some serious copium he's got there. I wonder how the magoos are dealing with this kind of crying from little d. Are they crying just as hard?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

They don't understand it. It will just be "yay he won!" Or "they cheated to win!".

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

He's not allowed to go after the law clerk so he's dumping everything he's got on the judge

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The judge sounds like a rational human then. Thanks for confirming that everything is in order, Donald.

I do concede that I didn't read the complete "statement" because I phased out around halfway through this unhinged rant tho.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Case over you guys!

Everyone has to stop being mean to me now.

I said CASE OVER!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

You're late enough to the party that idk if this will get the appreciation I think it deserves. So Thank you for making me laugh I genuinely enjoyed your comment when a lot of the political jokes are tired repeated things.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

With a steam train horn sound in the background.

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