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Oh man, I'm so embarrassed. It was my birthday yesterday and many beers and cocktails were had. In my drunken stupor I mistakenly texted the word 'fuck' to my mother-in-law in the UK. I was mortified when I realised but it was too late, she'd already seen the message. I am cringing just typing this.
Quick! Send one with "cunt" so she forgets about the message saying fuck!
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Follow up with
"ing happy birthday to me!"
edit: but also happy bday :)
꧁༺ 𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴 ༻꧂
Copying this work of art for future tactical swearing
tell her you were hacked
Left the phone unlocked at the pub.
Happy 21st Birthday for yesterday. 😉 🎉
Happy birthday for yesterday 🎂🎉
Happy Burfday !! May you enjoy continued orbits around the sun☺️
Happy birthday! 🍷Hair of the dog?
🎂🍾🍻🎉🎀🎁 Happy Birthday to you!