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[–] [email protected] 470 points 1 day ago (9 children)

It straps you to the seat so when the plane suddenly drops 50 feet due to turbulence your dumbass doesn't launch into the ceiling.

[–] [email protected] 180 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yeah, and this is a much more frequent thing than crashes. I've been on planes multiple times when there was sudden turbulence and people without seatbelts lifted out of their seats. I don't think any of my personal experiences resulted in someone hitting their head, but that happens. There was just video of one earlier this year.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ive seen a loaded drink cart get a few inches of the floor, though that one was intense enough that even the flight attendants adopted an "oh fuck we're about to die" face, which is comforting

[–] [email protected] 27 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Probably less of an "everyone is going to die" and more of a "everyone is going to start screaming and vomiting" look.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

No, though I get what you mean, I locked eyes with this woman as my ass came off the seat and she death gripped the cart, I think she might legitimately have been momentarily worried about hitting her head on the ceiling and breaking her neck (had a friend be a hostess and she said the training absolutely mentions that)

As soon as they were touching the floor again they moved as fast as they could to their area, locked it down, and strapped in hard, and the captain yelled in Japanese over the intercom for a couple minutes before finally translating in English that we were fine, clearly freaked out

I know planes are safe but that experience at 1am over the pitch black Pacific ocean occasionally flashes back to me when I'm on planes because holy shit what the FUCK happened

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

The kraken almost had you...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Exactly as you describe.

That scene in the pilot episode of Lost. That's why.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, it's a similar reason your wear a helmet on a bicycle/motorcycle, if a car hits you doing 50+ MPH you're probably done for regardless of whether you're wearing a helmet. If you go over your handle bars face first into the pavement doing 10 MPH it keeps that injury from being catastrophic.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Amen. Both sides of my head would be just scar tissue if not for motorcycle helmets. And that's just from sliding on the road, not hitting anything or being hit.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Have you tried not sliding on roads

[–] [email protected] 10 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

Yes! It’s pretty nice! 20 years since my last crash and still riding. I guess I learned something.

Most of those were on the racetrack back when I used to do that sort of thing, though. Occupational (hobbypational?) hazard.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Keep the black side down and ATGATT.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

Yes! It’s pretty nice!

I've been giggling for three minutes now. Thanks for making my morning a little sweeter <3

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 day ago

Yeah but the cartoon is funnier.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I have observed that "very clever" people on the internet have a tendency to disregard solutions that are only partial, even if there is little to no downside to them.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago (3 children)

"Oh yeah? Why should I be wearing a seatbelt in a car when it won't even save me if we crash head-on into a semi truck at 100 kph?"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I skydive and people ask why a lot of us wear helmets since it’s not saving you if you hit the ground. The plane or other people can hurt you plenty.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

It also means I can just flip my front visor down and not worry about stinking goggles.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

Also a valid reason. I stick my audible altimeter in there too…so that as well.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Correct me if I'm wrong too, but if you're coming in on a parachute and somehow hit your head during the landing, that could hurt a lot, right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

If you tumble then yes, it can help there too. It’s usually banging it on exit or turbulence or somebody coming in a little hot to a formation that I’m happy I have it. Pretty sure if you hit the rear wing even with a helmet that’s gonna cause you some issues though.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

These days it might actually save you. Cars have gotten stupid safe in the last decade or so. I've seen a car smashed between two semis and the driver only had minor injuries (after they cut them out).

Crumpel zones ftw!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 23 hours ago

Not to be confused with crumple scones.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So you don't get launched out the window and then crushed by your own car for the non-semi accidents.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

So someone doesn't have to scrape you off the road.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago

Not even partial in this case. I mean, the "turbulence sending you into the ceiling" event is fully resolved here.

Anyway, just here looking for the common sense pedantic clarification, found it, so now here just to say good job.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you play the SNES version of Monopoly, you can play against CPU opponents. Mind you, this is artificial intelligence coded in 1992, on a cartridge with about 16mb of storage space for the entire game. Only a fraction of that is dedicated to the AI decision process.

If you propose a trade, I'll give CPU $5 in exchange for $0, the CPU will respond with NO DEAL!!!

But if you propose "I'll give you $100 in exchange for $0, the CPU replies "IT'S A DEAL!!!"

The CPU was holding out for a bigger handout!

Unrelated, but if you hold the B button, and don't release, you'll keep looping the shaking the dice animation. They use digital photo scans of a real hand/arm.......if it were disembodied. And the animation looks like he's just jacking off.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wow, talking about NES Monopoly on a post about airplane seatbelts.

I went down a bit of a rabbit hole on NES Monopoly because I used to play the game and wanted to see if I held the B button. Probably did, but I'm not sure.

Anyway, the world record speedrun of Monopoly takes advantage of the trade mechanics. Trade the CPU mortgaged properties for all of their money and they'll lose the game because you have to pay a 10% fee on any properties traded that were mortgaged. And if you take all their money in the trade they don't have any to pay the penalty.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Not NES. SNES.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You weren't kidding.

Edit: I see now you said SNES, can't find a good animation of that one though. But I can see in the screenshots that it's a pseudo-mocap human hand and yeah, that would be worse.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Old-school Monopoly jerkoff is how I discovered we can upload gifs now w/o using third-party hosters.

There’s something to that animation…


SNES is worse huh?:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

Oh man I haven’t seen that classic in a while. Thanks for the smile!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I often see that in political arguments. There's much to be said about wasting political capital on a poor and partial solution, but as you said, people bitch even if there's no real downside.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also in the event of a crash you don't become a projectile that kills someone else.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Juat like in a car!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or if you are on a Boeing plane and a side panel/door spontaneously flies off off you don't get sucked out

/s, but not really /s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

And when there's a collision on ground. And when the pilot just breaks too hard after landing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Never been on a flight never assumed I would be afraid of flying however that sounds horrific, so thanks for giving me a new fear of flying.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Can't really let random stuff like that with a low injury profile bother you. You'd end up fearing and respecting escalators in that case.

Reminds me of the time the brakes gave out on the L'enfant Plaza escalator for the DC Metro after the Rally to Restore Sanity (a lot good that did). Everyone was piled on going down and it just gave up the ghost and accelerated at full speed to bring them all down in a pile.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W5MbQaInrjc

For reference, the DC Metro is quite deep underground.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago

Don't worry, some turbulence is par for the course but dangerous turbulence is pretty rare. Also 50 feet is an exaggeration, turbulence usually feels worse than it is. Plane rides are usually smoother than driving in a car, but flying can make you sensitive to lateral motion.