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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (13 children)

I'm happy as a cis dude, but I'd be lying if I said I never thought to myself "hey, what if I had a 1m dick? or none? or both at the same time...?"

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (3 children)

what if I had a 1 m dick

SEVERE blood pressure issues /j

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

You'd be immune like no one else in the beach and cold pools

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

... worth ... it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

There was a show I remember way back called "Testees" where it followed a couple of guys who were human Guinea pigs for some pharma company. Each episode was generally about some new drug and the horrible/hilarious side effects and shenanigans that would ensue. There was also a 3rd guy who was basically Frank from It's Always Sunny, and the B plot would flow him sometimes. In one episode, the company actually makes a penis enlargement pill that works, however a little too well. It's so big that every time he gets an erection, he blacks out from the drop in blood pressure. Been a while since I've thought of that show lol.

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