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submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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god I hate living in utah everyone here is mormon

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

“Ok, everyone take your clothes off. We’re gonna shotgun some beers and then do butt stuff”

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

b-but the bible says premarital sex is the second worse thing to murder! we all need to get married to each other first, then the butt stuff.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s not sex, it’s butt stuff. Shut up and chug another beer

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Let's actually knock two birds off with one stone, lemme grab a funnel.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

This guy knows how to party. I’ll get the zip ties and duct tape.

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