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“Ok, everyone take your clothes off. We’re gonna shotgun some beers and then do butt stuff”
b-but the bible says premarital sex is the second worse thing to murder! we all need to get married to each other first, then the butt stuff.
It’s not sex, it’s butt stuff. Shut up and chug another beer
Let's actually knock two birds off with one stone, lemme grab a funnel.
This guy knows how to party. I’ll get the zip ties and duct tape.