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[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I gave my 5 year old niece a kazoo

Satan calls me for ideas

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

My mother in law gave our 5 year old a very loud toy WHISTLE... sounds like you mix in the same circles ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Drummer boy carol

The whole point of that carol is that ONLY a divine figure of mercy can tolerate a kid playing drums all the time. Maybe for Xmas?