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'It's like living in a school zone,' Says Rattled Secret Service Agent Protecting Trump
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It's supposed to be usss, ss is a bit dickish, even with his political alignment.
We don't put US in front of other acronyms like that. SC, DoJ, EPA, etc. Putting it in front of SS is just making it obvious you don't want it to be called SS lol
It's just a coincidence; the Secret Service existed long before Hitler's SS. We've got prior claim to the acronym
Nah, he's a literal fascist. It might be dickish to the secret service given a different context, but my comment was clearly aimed at him rather than them.