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[-] [email protected] 147 points 2 months ago

Guy with a belly asks for girl with a small waist. The half-assed ugly shirt will do it.

Instant woman repellant.

[-] [email protected] 68 points 2 months ago

I feel confident in assuming the guy who would wear this shirt seeking “girls” between the ages of 18 and 26 is himself no younger than 45.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Ah I missed the age gap.

Would this guy qualify as an OUTER JOIN? (Sorry, SQL is not my native language)

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I sure wouldn't want him as an INNER JOIN

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

yesss I'm 42 so I can wear this shirt with pride!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

And married.

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