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Little bobby 👦 (jlai.lu)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 131 points 6 months ago (4 children)

if someone is actually using ai to grade papers I'm gonna LITERALLY drink water

[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna literally drink water if they DON'T

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I'm drinking water as we speak and none of you can stop me!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

As a large languag model I do not drink water

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm going to drink my water before you get to it!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

breaks through window, wrestles cup out of your hands, stands over you, bleeding

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

drinks the blood.

NOW I HAVE YOUR WATER!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

weeps

immediately a Fremen begins to extoll about my water giving virtues

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

HYDROHOMIES UNITE

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Imma do it this evening, so hydrate up, bud

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Look up Texas's STAAR writing tests

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I have a colleague who is trying hard to do it, but it isn't good enough yet fortunately. I point out as many issues as I can to deter him but it ain't working.