Tomato666

Prince Andrew? Is that you?

Born a few months after the first moon landing. Birthday is next week.

Yes, it has an upper limit though as I discovered after cycling to the garage to pick up my car with just my phone. Triple cycling joy that day 🙄

Look down at the thighs and

Bash the bishop

Or Spelunky2, both excellent

Spelunky2 is worth checking out. Spent a lot of time on this one. Random procedurally generated levels. Maybe you'll get a lucky run...

This is the way

As a large languag model I do not drink water

Ah yes, the UKs equivalent of the French's escargot (snails)

I saw it in the initial release. I was about a month or two before eighth birthday.

My uncle took me (I think he wanted to see it more than my dad, my dad has still not watched it)

Edit: fat fingers

I feel envious.

Can't remember my number