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[–] [email protected] 58 points 5 months ago (7 children)

The juror should have said it was $100,000.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What, you mean this bag of 80k that somebody dropped at my door? No idea where it came from

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm shocked that you'd think that any amount of money, even 60k, would get me to compromise my civic duty.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

40k is only a years salary for me so idk why they thought that would be anywhere near enough.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This 20k would have really helped me out, but alas, morals.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Somebody suggested that I’d get some money, but I never did. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m late for an appointment at the Ferrari dealership.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This was all beautiful, thank you everyone that pulled through

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

You’re beautiful.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

120k is barely a down payment on a Ferrari.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Definitely not true for a sweet used one

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but you said going to the Ferrari dealer, not going to Craigslist.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Imagine your surprise when you realize you can buy a used Ferrari at a dealership

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A Ferrari dealer is not like a Toyota dealer. They are like 99% new or special order, and the other 1% that is used is all current model year with very low miles, or older but very rare and expensive.

The odds of getting a Ferrari for $120k from a Ferrari dealer is probably slimmer than your chances of being given the bag with $120k to begin with.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Oh, so it’s possible though?

That’s crazy bro tell me more

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

apparently our 20k increments played well on Boing Boing . We did it guys!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

How do they expect to sway a juror for only $5k?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

Seriously? You expect me to compromise my morals for 50k?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Or just take the money and still prosecute and never mention the money.

Someone handed out $120,000? wow, I hope they find that money

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

I have a feeling that one would be swiftly dispatched in this sort of instance.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

The kinds of people that hand you $120,000 in exchange for criminal behavior aren't the kinds of people to just shrug their shoulders and be okay with you stealing it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Take it, gaslight yourself that it doesn't exist, finish the trial, buy a weeks worth of groceries

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I don't think shopping at Whole Foods would be a good use of that money. The asparagus water just isn't worth it, you can make it at home.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Why assume it didn’t start as $250k before it got to the news?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

If I was the juror in a case of this scale, with all of the political people involved, I would be scared shitless that it was a setup by cops or some other party. I would assume I had been videoed taking the money and would run immediately to hand over every penny.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I figure that once you admit to someone trying to bribe you, that someone's finances will probably be investigated, and if it seems like they really gave you bunch more and you lied about the amount, that's potential trouble for you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

You lied or the guy giving you the money took his percentage.

Who are you more likely to believe? The one reporting the crime or the one that committed it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

They're convicted felons for the crime of fraud. Of course they're going to try to commit more fraud about how much money they offered you.