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[โ€“] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago (13 children)

one time in middle school i prayed for an xbox and a couple weeks later a boy who had a crush on me (but i didnt know that at the time) gave me his old original xbox and fable: tlc as he upgraded to a newer xbox. so ya religion is pretty nifty ๐Ÿ˜Ž

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (5 children)

i also prayed that my school would burn down in the middle of the night multiple times but that never happened but at least i had an xbox

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I've been praying Jesus would just fuck Satan and get it over with. The sexual tension is way too high.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

What do you really think was going down there before the 3rd day?

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