z500

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Have you tried giving it a handjob?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Lol 20 years later I still have an album where my favorite track is only 98% complete because my dialup connection dropped when I was downloading it from Kazaa, and I just said eh, good enough.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Is it just me or is there an untranscribed vowel in the "mal dumcail" inscription? Looks more like "maul" than "mal" to me

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

KDE Komedy Klassic? That's not good...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)

George Washington once lowered an opponent's wife into a vat of acid at a party.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck. I got six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I have a rotation of Final Fantasy 4-8 and Chrono Trigger that I play on my phone. Sometimes I go a few years without playing, but overall I've lost count of how many times I've played in the 10 years I've had a smartphone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Yeah, it's clunky for sure, but maybe we just don't use it for that much

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Daim, that's a sweet erth

[–] [email protected] 75 points 7 months ago (7 children)

pan to tax preparation companies taking turns sucking off Uncle Sam

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

New atoms, same old bullshit

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