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(the joke is C++)

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

I misread the last one as “Drugs as work, happy hours”.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (8 children)

“2 random pills” and shoebox pill. Take the shoebox pill, get a shoebox filled with the 2 random pills (since you got one they became “real”). Grab a big handful of pills and swallow.

Others (in case you don’t want to collapse civilization or piss gasoline):

  • Shoebox + any question = practically unlimited questions. Plus the first one should be something like “how can I achieve maximum happiness (in an easy way where current me would be comfortable with the results)?” and you can ask variations to get a clearer answer since you have practically unlimited ones. Only drawback is if “single-use” really means the duplicates don’t do anything.

  • Shoebox + groundhog day = probably get to live >10000 years (unless “single-use” prevents that)

  • Shoebox + pi money = practically unlimited money, no “single use” issue

  • Shoebox + kill one person = Death Note

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Mario’s been watching too much Fox News, they should’ve never brought TVs and cable to Peach’s castle.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what if I feed them human flesh?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Look at all those gorgeous lines, truly the peak of UX engineering