That seems a bit much for a prank since mercury is a toxic substance.

Da brat mir einer 'nen Storch - das sieht ja wie eine ganz andere Seite aus:

Jetzt kann ich mich endlich an die Entscheidung machen zwischen Windows und Linux.

Den Keks-Banner habe ich wohl bei einem früheren Besuch schon geklickt. In einem anonymen Fenster sieht die Seite noch besser aus:

Mein Bruder im Geiste, das war bereits auf Feuerfuchs mit installiertem duBlock Herkunft

No, you can't join me. That would mean less kitty time for me!

Convservatives never not plan to ban abortion. The time of year does not matter.

"Antiwork" does not leave because that would mean additional work. It is right in the title!

I never had a jpeg stolen from me.

What a time to be alive.

*Slaps belly* This bad boy can fit so much tuna

Thanks for reminding me to uninstall Foxit reader. Last week at work I read an article about yet another security flaw in Foxit Reader, and I thought: "I have to uninstall that when I get home" but then I forgot about it.

Foxit Reader used to be a useful tool waaaay back in time. Now it is time for it to go.

I hate how wrong, yet accurate that is.