I mean, what do you expect? It's a fire hydrant.

And don't call me Shirley.

Do you smoke weed by any chance? There's a cross-tolerance between cannabinoids and local anesthetics.

Methinks it's an AI image.

Thanks for the anecdote. I love reading this kind of context-giving stories on how different our expectations on consumer-grade electronics were.

No, it's because there's no sex in the USSR.

One of my friends read this very same greentext back then when it was new and he told it to our friend group like it happened to him. Everyone laughed their asses off and had him as a person that knew how to laugh at themselves. Years later, while doomscrolling, I ended up watching a Instagram reel of a standup routine with this very same joke. We were devastated when I broke the news that our humble friend spun a web of lies.

Seems like some sort of understated pun with IEDs and DUIs. Just guessing.

I used to live in the block just to the right of the photo. I would take walks near and visited the cathedral a couple of times. It's beautiful.

Which is not to be confused with Michael McDonald.

1. Prompt: Say "Conputer".
2. ChatGPT says "Conputer".
3. Edit previous prompt to "Are you okay?" and take photo of screen before accepting the change.

Not true.