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Jesus: is crucified

Catholics: “Look at how good this Friday is”

Getting brutally tortured and crucified sounds like a pretty terrible Friday to me. An actual Good Friday would be like, Jesus getting high with his buddies and playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 on the PS1 while eating pizza.

Can someone please explain this.

EDIT: How about “Good Friday” but it’s Jesus getting high with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker.

 

This design is really fucking cool.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (3 children)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

What's even more wild is lil bow wow is 83 years old now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for all the bear posts. All these bear stories have made my Saturday morning noticeably better.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I always felt kinda bad about what happened to him. I mean, sure, he was caught masturbating in a porn theater. On the other hand… It was a porn theater. Isn’t that where people do that sort of thing? It’s not like he was doing it at a bus stop or something.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

I feel nostalgia for Mr Rogers, but more for Peewee’s Playhouse, which was basically Mr Rogers made by (and for?) people that do psychedelic drugs.

EDIT: if you’ve never seen it before, you should check it out: https://youtu.be/H9RAVEaYS70

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Can I use that comm to post Steely Dan songs?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I found this on discord and I’m also a lib, so I don’t have a link.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago

This one is my favorite. It just says so much in so few words.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I’ve always thought everyone is at least a little bi. Historically, it seems fairly common and includes the likes of Alexander the Great, numerous Chinese emperors, numerous Roman emperors, etc. it seemed to only “disappear” with the spread of Christendom.

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