Goodbye
I'd rather remove and replace Doug Ford.
It's one of those ambiguous things that employers seem to be leveraging to their advantage. Where I work, plenty of people do 8-5. Those of us who have been around longer and don't give as much of a shit will count lunch as part of our day.
They grow up so fast.
Looks good to me
If there's booze involved, then definitely 13.
If there's no booze allowed... 13.
It's been a year of utter atrocities, I suppose it was time to finally do something about it. /s
Assume spherical duck
Pick the other one. I'm not nearly as tough as I look.
Soy sauce, maybe some diced vegetables
1995: Don't buy books at the store, buy them online instead!
2001: Don't buy electronics from stores, buy them online instead!
2004: Don't buy any household goods at the store, buy them online instead!
2007: Don't buy groceries at the store, buy them online instead!
2014: Don't shop on your PC, tell this talking hockey puck what you want instead!
2018: Don't bother telling the puck what you want every month, sign up for a subscription instead!
2024: Don't shop, let the algorithm shop for you instead!
2027: Don't go to the bank, let Amazon handle all your personal finances for you instead!
2038: Don't manage your correspondences, appointments, social obligations, work, or personal hygiene yourself, let the Amazon Personal AutoSkeleton move you around and speak for you instead!
20X6: Don't use your pathetic flesh prison, upload your consciousness to the Amazon Digital Brain Cloud instead!
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According to the BLS, the median wage (as of May 2023) is $23.11. At a 40 hour work week, 50 weeks per year, that's a $46,110 annual wage.
Median rent for a 2 bedroom apartment (as of Nov 2023 is $1,904. That's $22,848 annually.
So rent is 22,848/46,110 = 49.6% of income. Traditionally, this would be closer to 30%.
Wealth inequality is the highest it's ever been. While I admire your optimism, the situation isn't that great for the majority.