this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

A united England could only take a divided Scotland by marrying into it.

The outcome is clear, Scotland sweeps then started fighting itself.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Boy those Scots sure a contentious bunch.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago

those Scots sure a contentious bunch.

You just made an enemy for life!

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Northern Ireland doesn't get its own zone because the outcome would be too obvious otherwise.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago

They'd kill each other at the first chance.

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If there's booze involved, then definitely 13.

If there's no booze allowed... 13.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Didn't the English already try this and yall eventually wound up with the UK?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago

That was largely done with good old bribing people to be on your side, its also how we got the British empire as it basically started with paying various groups in India to fight eachother which is what allowed the British to conquer a nation that was far wealthier and more powerful at the time.

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

10 has Liverpool, Manchester and Leeds. I reckon the only real challenge would be 13 but combining forces they could take Glasgow and then pick of any lone Highland madman.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

10 has a huge numerical advantage over Glasgow, and we could counter their casuals with Mancunian spiceheads. The scousers could be a liability or an asset, but then someone has to stand at the front and get mown down by the initial Highland berzerker charge.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

If the women from 13 get involved, 13.

They will be using readily available objects as weapons however.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago

Then they'd be disqualified, as it's "no weapons".

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago
  1. NORN IRON. Wind your necks in the rest of ya