georgetakei

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Dad joke incoming [[email protected]] (media.universeodon.com)
 

(Originally published earlier today on universeodon.com)

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Those were the days! [[email protected]] (i.postimg.cc)
 

Image transcription: Screenshot of a post that says: 'When you have to fix the warp core 4 but have Reading Rainbow at 5.' Attached is a photo of LeVar Burton in a snazzy outfit with wrap-around glasses.

(Originally published earlier today on universeodon.com)

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My other therapist is going to hear about this... [[email protected]] (media.universeodon.com)
 

Image transcription: @AbbyHiggs: My therapist: you focus too much on seeking revenge Me: we’ll see about that

(Originally published earlier today on universeodon.com)

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The Prints of Darkness [[email protected]] (media.universeodon.com)
 

Image transcription: Screenshot of a post by 'Omnipotence.' The post says: 'My printer is threatening me.' Attached is an image of a phone notification from 'HP Smart' that says: 'You're low on ink. Never run low on ink again.'

(Originally published earlier today on universeodon.com)

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I’m Japanese American, and I would have fallen for this! [[email protected]] (media.universeodon.com)
 

(Originally published on universeodon.com: 2024-02-03)

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Sometimes when I’m having a particularly lousy day, I say “Computer, end program.” You know, just in case. (universeodon.com)
 

Sometimes when I’m having a particularly lousy day, I say “Computer, end program.” You know, just in case.

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Nothing is sacred to them. https://www.comicsands.com/lauren-boebert-mlk-woke-movement-2666971571.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram (universeodon.com)
 

Nothing is sacred to them. https://www.comicsands.com/lauren-boebert-mlk-woke-movement-2666971571.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

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He just can’t seem to stop himself so juries must step in. (universeodon.com)
 

He just can’t seem to stop himself so juries must step in.

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The GOP is full of weak cowards. https://secondnexus.com/ted-cruz-trump-liar-endorsement?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram (universeodon.com)
 

The GOP is full of weak cowards. https://secondnexus.com/ted-cruz-trump-liar-endorsement?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

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Indeed, a whole 76 of them! (universeodon.com)
 

Indeed, a whole 76 of them!

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Where do you stand on this, friends? https://www.comicsands.com/anthony-anderson-mom-emmy-speeches-2666971978.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram (universeodon.com)
 

Where do you stand on this, friends? https://www.comicsands.com/anthony-anderson-mom-emmy-speeches-2666971978.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

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Awards shows need to keep up with the times! (cdn.catsweat.com)
 

Awards shows need to keep up with the times!

It does feel that way sometimes. in c/[email protected]
Perfect Ken moment https://www.comicsands.com/ryan-gosling-critics-choice-ken-2666969855.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram in c/[email protected]
It so happens my birthday is 4-20. But I never stole a mile marker for it. At least, not yet. in c/[email protected]
An orange flag, for sure. https://www.comicsands.com/breakup-orange-peel-theory-tiktok-2666933398.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

@[email protected] Well said...

An orange flag, for sure. https://www.comicsands.com/breakup-orange-peel-theory-tiktok-2666933398.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

@hapalochlaena_[email protected] An interesting point.

Oh, Marjorie. Nobody, including Hunter, should ever have to sit through your nonsense. in c/[email protected]
Oh, Marjorie. Nobody, including Hunter, should ever have to sit through your nonsense. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

@amazing_[email protected] The jokes write themselves!

It’s 2024 and they’re still doing this in Florida. Link to thread in comments. in c/[email protected]
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