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Sometimes when I’m having a particularly lousy day, I say “Computer, end program.” You know, just in case.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

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I am reluctant to try this, for fear I might self-terminate.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

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And does it? Or is it yet another thing Scotty has to fix?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

@[email protected] Sometimes George? That works.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

@[email protected] Quite the trekkie😂

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

@[email protected] has not worked for me yet. Perhaps i must wear my com-badge?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

@[email protected] Jokes aside. Same here, same here.
🖖🏻

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

@[email protected] Oh trust me, there's days I wish I could do that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

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Literally just did that because you gave me the idea. Lol. I'm in such incredible pain that I'm crying, and there's no healthcare to be found no matter where I go in this country, and I just want to give up. Sometimes, it feels like it has to be fiction, that people and society can't possibly really suck this much.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

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I love this more than peanut butter today.🥰

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

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I think we stand better odds your way, than with saying, "Roll credits."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

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Pretty sure Moriarty hacked the main computer again.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

@[email protected] I say "computer, arch" but same

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

@[email protected] Works as a prayer too, since in our current techno-capitalist dystopia, computers are pretty much our gods

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

@[email protected] But what if you’re the program?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

@[email protected] It doesn’t hurt to try! 😁

Joel (Jim Carry) from the movie “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” (2004) trying to wake up