androidul

joined 3 years ago
sorted by: new top controversial old
the futrule if it didn't suck in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

fck that’s so much walking on those streets, I cannot handle that

I'm connected to my new hotspot. What does this number 6 mean? This is the first time I've ever seen a number associated with any Wi-Fi notification. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

damn you, I’m so jelly rn 🥲

Non-binary in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

that platypus look, hmm

Cat O' Gold in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

nyan cat

Holy guacamole, Batman in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

that’s an avocado

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

lot of fish poop in there

I'm a trans girl 🏳️‍⚧️ !! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

as long as you feel good and you love yourself that’s what matters, these are healthy thoughts.

Keep it up 😎

This is the point-less race for Mercedes F1 Team since 2021 Azerbaijan GP, and double DNF for the team since 2016 Spain GP. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

thanks so much 🙇‍♂️

This is the point-less race for Mercedes F1 Team since 2021 Azerbaijan GP, and double DNF for the team since 2016 Spain GP. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (6 children)

“couldn’t find post” darn :(

This is the point-less race for Mercedes F1 Team since 2021 Azerbaijan GP, and double DNF for the team since 2016 Spain GP. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (8 children)

where can I watch F1 for free?

Galadriel in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] -2 points 8 months ago

good chad

My own reflection? Ham@s. Children playing in the street? Ham@s. A weirdly shaped cloud? Ham@s in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

ICYMI this girl was never found after posting this, she was taken to Palestine

54
Why is Tap to Pay available only for merchants? (developer.apple.com)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
9 comments fedilink
 

I’ve always wondered why was it locked only to merchants, anyone knows?

1
Wanna buy a flat but dunno where to start from (lemmy.ml)
 

Hi all 👋 I’m interested to buy a 3-4 room flat in Bavaria, some place quiet with access to Kita and schools. Have some money piled up, it’s not much but now I was wondering “where to next?”

I’ve asked some of my friends and some tell me I need to get in touch with an “Immobilien Gutachter”; I’m not that familiar with the terminology currently but I’m trying to!

If anyone has some good resources I could look into, please share. Thank you so much 🙌

29
Where do you read Apple news? (lemmy.ml)
 

Hi all 👋

I’m just curious what other sources is everyone using to check Apple news, so far I’m constantly checking

  • appleinsider
  • 9to5mac
  • MacRumors

and sometimes iMore.

What are y’all reading?

57
Son, I think there’s a hole in your sock (lemmy.ml)
 

“What? No there isn’t!”

“Well then how did your foot get in there?”

43
Where do bricks go when they die ? (lemmy.ml)
 

The cementery

15
Mom keeps yelling at me to put the toilet seat down (lemmy.ml)
 

Well, why are you carrying it around?

122
To be Frank, (lemmy.ml)
 

I’d have to change my name

78
My wife always wanted a child with an unusual spelling of a popular name (lemmy.ml)
 

When we had our firstborn, she said, “How about we name him Mark, but with a C?”

I smiled and nodded and then told her I’d take care of everything with the name registration and birth certificate. When my wife looked at the birth certificate a few days later, she was confused.

“Honey”, she said. “Why does this say Cark?”

64
Honey, why is there a strange baby in the crib? (lemmy.ml)
 

You told me to change the baby

9
Dad pro tip #2 (lemmy.ml)
 

If your baby starts crying, cry twice as loud to assert dominance

-4
Dad pro tip #3 (lemmy.ml)
 

If you’re tired, a pile of unfolded laundry straight from the dryer is a good place for a nap

50
A dad tried to keep his wife happy through labor by telling jokes, (lemmy.ml)
 

but she didn’t laugh once. It was the delivery.

view more: next ›