[-] [email protected] 49 points 5 months ago

Doesn't this fucking loser have things to do more tailored to his skillset? Like holding hands in front of a big Lincoln head statue, or being a sex pest?

[-] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago

Large Adult CYBORG Son. large-adult-son cyber-lenin

[-] [email protected] 44 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Nicknames I came up with in the time it took me to finish my shit:

  • Dirtbag Donny
  • Tacky Trump
  • Trump the Traitor
  • Desperate Donald
  • Tyrant Trump
  • Daffy Don

Not great, but better than fucking Broke Don. You can add my six figures consulting bill to the $2000 you still owe me, Joe.

[-] [email protected] 44 points 6 months ago

Getting owned for my occasional bad takes has, oddly enough, improved my shrex life.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 6 months ago

Yes, but have you considered that Anglosphere liberals are stupid assholes? Who don't know how the rest of the world uses words?

I thought not. Checkmate, tankie.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago

The author of this article gets a sunburn if he goes outdoors when the moon is full.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago

geordi-no "Facts don't care about your feelings."

geordi-yes "All of my feelings are now facts."

[-] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago

HE'LL YEAH BROTHER skeleton-guns-akimbo

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Great film. A rock solid 14/88 NATO points. No notes.

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They're the chosen ones! 🤓

Come on?! 😰

[-] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago

Christopher Luxon, the new Prime Minister and sentient thumb

I don't know anything about this guy, but six out of six people I showed his picture to said, "Yep, that dude's a cop."

[-] [email protected] 51 points 8 months ago

Navy SEELE. kelly

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And why is it still Hades?

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posting

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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I'm in a nasty frame of mind right now, and this is what my 'tism brain decided to laser focus on for several hours. I'm mad that my light bulbs cost 10x more than they used to, and don't last any longer, and my power bill is higher than ever.

Yeah yeah, I know, it's probably just capitalism shitting it up on purpose for profit. And bulb science is probably solid, I guess. I'm just pissed off that I just barely managed to scrape through this pay period with $2.78 left in the bank before I default on my mortgage.

Anyway, any lightbulb science comrades got any info?

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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/502637

I know I'm posting this on the Internet in an open forum but I don't want anyone else interacting with it. Since I said that, if anyone interacts with this post you're brigading my post. Interacting includes:

  • Upvoting
  • Posting
  • Sharing it outside of the forum
  • Crossposting it to another community
  • Viewing my post
  • Thinking about my post in any capacity

Thanks in advance for not brigading my post. I appreciate it.

[-] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago

Seriously, have none of these guys listened to Rachel Jake's podcast?

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It's the first time it's happened throughout our entire extended family.

I'm not crying! You're crying! F you! powercry-1

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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

He's still writing editorials in the Canadian newspaper he definitely doesn't own, while being an American citizen, this whole time! You rubes! You absolute goons!

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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

My kid came to me this morning to ask about a video they found on YouTube. It offered FREE ROBUX!!!! in exchange for:

  • Installing Microsoft Edge.
  • Only using Bing! for searches.
  • Signing up for a Microsoft Rewards account.
  • Continue using this setup for five consecutive days.
  • Only available by signing up via this YouTuber's referral link.
  • None of which children under 13 can legally do on their own.

Cool exploitation, bro.

So I explained: even if this is a legitimate offer, that's five days of work for only $1.25! The people you're doing this work for will make a lot more than that! Those Robux aren't free—you're paying for them by working, and paying way more than they're worth! You should keep what you earn!

I had them clean up the bottles and cans in their and their sibling's room, and told them they can keep the full recycle value. I figure they'll probably pull in about 400 Robux for 10 to 15 minutes of work.

I don't have to clean, they learned a lesson. EZ mode Dadding on a Saturday morning. :sleepi:

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Every time they asked a question about something, I reassured them: "Don't worry, everything gets explained in the last two episodes!"

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Network (1976 film) (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

🐔👨⛵

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I'll be the coolest leftist in town but my partner will be extremely mad because they think I'm looking for a RAV4.

:technical:

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