the_dunk_tank
It's the dunk tank.
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Doesn't this fucking loser have things to do more tailored to his skillset? Like holding hands in front of a big Lincoln head statue, or being a sex pest?
Or wait, am I thinking of Caleb muppet or whatever his stupid name is? White boy third position failsons all kind of blend together in my memory.
Caleb Maupin is the alleged sex pest. Jackson Hinklle is the one who got owned by his own dad and the menswear guy on separate occasions on twitter.
Would love to see this guy get owned by his dad, and I'd love to figure out what a "menswear guy" means, please dish
The menswear guy is a super annoying lib reply guy who thinks he's owning people by commenting that their cuff links don't match their shoelaces and other things that nobody actually gives a shit about.
The Jackson Hinkle thing was funny, getting into twitter beef before revealing he had already phoned the guys tailor was a real Ozimandas freak moment.
The dad one was straightforward
The next needs some context. Derek Guy is a twitter user who explains Mens fashion. He had a series of threads pointing out why usually right wing politicians suits look so dogshit (De Santa’s, Matt Gaetz etc).
Jackson Hinkle posted himself wearing a “bespoke” suit and holding a gun. Derek Guy pointed out all the ways you could tell it wasn’t bespoke (rather made to measure which is custom but less fancy). Jackson Hinkle accused him of slandering his tailor, Derek revealed he had phoned Jackson’s tailor already and confirmed the suit was not bespoke.
I dunno, Knuckles, that still sounds like the same guy to me. A big amorphous white reactionary blob of assholes.