This comment has made my day worse.

He won't spend a day in prison. I don't believe it will happen. Even if he gets sentenced, he'll just drop dead before setting foot in a cell.

Don't forget they have to decide whether they hate Bud, Miller, or Coors Light this week.

Out of pocket has an alternate meaning of someone doing something out of line or wildly inappropriate.

Unless they fall into the industrial equipment, then you absolutely cannot take the children out of the jam factory.

I know they're going for an iPhone vibe, but the "camera" setup gives me much more galaxy S21-22.

Honestly? Interesting tactic. Look so ridiculous that everyone at the airport is too embarrassed to ask if that's a half kilo of coke under a toupee.

Could you imagine the psychological damage of having your adult mind shoved back into your 6 year old self? You'd be unable to relate to or even tolerate any of your peers, so say goodbye to any childhood friendships. You'd be unstimulated by the mountain of busy work in school and frustrated by all the topics you'd have to relearn. I personally would go through all of the procrastination troubles again. There are plenty of traumatic events that you would not be able to prevent or even affect. Nevermind that you are still carrying that trauma with you, you're just trying to not re-live it. Develop any chronic illnesses? Maybe you can get treated quicker but you still have to watch your health decline. It'll be a decade before you have any kind of autonomy to do any stocks or Bitcoin type stuff, unless you want to become some prophetic wünderkind. As far as I'm aware, mt gox was one of the only reliable places to get Bitcoin, until it wasn't. I don't know the day that it fell apart off the top of my head.

I never understand why anyone would choose the "do it all over again" scenarios.

At 14, I looked back on 10 year old me and thought "wow what an idiot I was."

At 18, I looked back on 14 year old me and thought "wow what an idiot I was."

At 22, I started noticing a pattern.

Yeah but the rest of human history didn't involve the threat of nuclear annihilation always looming on the horizon.

Wow I haven't thought about grooveshark in years...

A week or so on Lemmy and I've seen this slur on like 3 different occasions. It's disappointing. I guess I was just more familiar with what communities to avoid on reddit (wsb) if I didn't want to see it.