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It's voluntary though by Simon in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I mean, it would be an order of magnitude more work to grow all the food and build the (subpar in comparison) amenities I need to survive. But I guess then I would just be a slave to nature. You can't escape.

Praise Sheezus by Simon in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Laugh's in mule

Traffic rule by Simon in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago

Did this person write a book because I want to read it.

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A while ago one of my old accounts got banned from r/news for saying I wouldn't bone some celebrity. Now if I forget and comment on a front page post with any account this happens. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[OC] I (For real) remastered all of Starcraft's Terran themes. What game music should I remaster next? (soundcloud.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[OC] I (For real) remastered all of Starcraft's Terran themes. What game music should I remaster next? (soundcloud.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Can I Put it in my Ass? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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This was a team effort.

Can I lick it? by Simon in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 56 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

That's hilarious because me and my brother licked lead fishing weights for fun as a child. It's probably why I'm retarded.

Can someone make one for suitability as dildo material?

Edit: Here it is, chumps

Smart devices are turning out to be a poor investment by Simon in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago

To me a smart device was supposed to be a normal device that you could control 'smartly' over wifi.

Mini SoCs with their own apps and an optional subscription built in for some proprietary shit? That goes past smart straight into dumpster trash.

Twelve years after the death of Steve Jobs, the cracks are starting to appear at Apple by Simon in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 66 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's almost like... endless growth is unsustainable.

Edit: Downvoted by a shareholder lol

The perk is actually kind of a downgrade by Simon in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 126 points 1 month ago

You shut your whore mouth

FitGirl call for donations by Simon in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 85 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Fitgirl presents as a woman therefore she is a girl. I don't walk by people on the street and wonder what's in their pants all day.

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FitGirl call for donations (fitgirl-repacks.site)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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This community got removed from lemmy.world (again) by Simon in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 69 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If any admins of lemmy.world are around, I created [email protected] for the explicit reason of sharing copyright protected music. Can you ban it too? Wouldn't want to get you guys in trouble with mommy and daddy.

Like surely you must have acquired a clue by now. by Simon in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago

I dunno but for some reason they're on this platform too (dunno why all things considered). Go ask them.

Pixelfed introduces Loops, a Short-Form Video App by Simon in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago

Vine 3.0 let's try this again

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Hey Melodic Bassheads. Wanted to introduce my EDM community over on dbZero (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I made a community a couple weeks ago with the intention of just posting random stuff and seeing if it got any traction at all. It’s already at 50 subscribers so I think it’s going to be around for a bit!

Basically, WestCoastEDM is focused on EDM that’s big on the American west coast rave scene, so Drum & Bass, Dubstep, Bass House, Leftfield Bass and more (but you can post whatever genre you want).

What makes it different from other communities? Links are exclusively for new releases, dubplates, bootlegs, newly available older stuff, fresh mixes, and/or things you just wouldn’t be able to easily find anywhere else. I wanted something that would be fresh and content-rich for everybody, that any basshead could enjoy subscribing to.

See you around, since I’ll be around here as well!

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For those looking for leaks, duplates and bootlegs. Wanted to introduce my EDM community over on dbZero (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I made a community a couple weeks ago with the intention of just posting random stuff and seeing if it got any traction at all. It’s already at 50 subscribers so I think it’s going to be around for a bit!

Basically, WestCoastEDM is focused on EDM that’s big on the American west coast rave scene, so Drum & Bass, Dubstep, Bass House, Leftfield Bass and more (but you can post whatever genre you want).

What makes it different from other communities? Links are exclusively for new releases, dubplates, bootlegs, newly available older stuff, fresh mixes, and/or things you just wouldn’t be able to easily find anywhere else. I wanted something that would be fresh and content-rich for everybody, that any basshead could enjoy subscribing to.

See you around, since I’ll be around here as well!

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Wanted to introduce my EDM community over on dbZero - Lots of DnB already there. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I made a community a couple weeks ago with the intention of just posting random stuff and seeing if it got any traction at all. It's already at 50 subscribers so I think it's going to be around for a bit!

Basically, WestCoastEDM is focused on EDM that's big on the American west coast rave scene, so Drum & Bass, Dubstep, Bass House, Leftfield Bass and more (but you can post whatever genre you want).

What makes it different from other communities? Links are exclusively for new releases, dubplates, bootlegs, newly available older stuff, fresh mixes, and/or things you just wouldn't be able to easily find anywhere else. I wanted something that would be fresh and content-rich for everybody, that any basshead could enjoy subscribing to.

See you around, since I'll be around here as well!

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You would think it would be easier for Canadians to get sponsorship (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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But even with a decade of experience every time I've approached an American company it's been a complete non-starter. Is it because they know they couldn't pay me peanuts like the other guys?

There's even two visa lotteries this year. Guess I'll just look on wistfully while various nameless east-asian countries game the system 🙃

Illinois judge rules Donald Trump is disqualified from the state's 2024 election ballot by Simon in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago

Err - republican primary ballot. This isn't reddit, I know that's what the site's clickbait headline says but can we not adopt their bait tactics?

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Anybody Hiring Senior Devops/SREs? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I probably unwittingly chose the worst time in known history to switch jobs.

If anybody has an open senior SRE position at work, that either sponsors or has a Canadian subsidary, let me know!

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If you're a DJ, Want to Share Unreleased Music, or Just Like EDM. I Created westcoastedm for North American Music Discussion (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I want a resource like this, you want a resource like this, subscribe! and maybe it'll get somewhere.

Not self-promotion since I'm hoping to hand this off asap if it ever gets going. Sorry if this breaks the rules.

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Chromium Plugin to format to widescreen? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I have a 21:9 and I'd like things to be able to use that real estate. Is there a chromium plugin that could achieve this that you know of? I couldn't find one specifically for Lemmy