5
I support to billionaires fighting to the death. Winner takes all. Everything and anything is allowed in the fight. The only rule is that the both billionaires have to be in the ring.
Nothing is more lame than buying the party so you can be cool.
“When they go low, we ~~go~~ give them a high knee”
Man, I can't believe Canada harbors Hamas. I guess Israel is going to invade Canada now.
It drives billionaires insane know that they are losing at the imaginary numbers game.
Benoit who murdered his family.
To be fair to Benoit, tests conducted his suicide showed that Benoît's brain was that of a 85 year old dementia patient.
Neuroscientist and former wrestler Christopher Nowinski argued that Benoit may have been suffering from repeated, untreated concussions throughout his wrestling career, ultimately leading to an unstable mental state. Nowinski was quoted as saying that Benoit "was one of the only guys who would take a chair shot to the back of the head ... which is stupid". Tests conducted on Benoit's brain by Julian Bailes, the head of neurosurgery at West Virginia University (WVU), showed "Benoit's brain was so severely damaged it resembled the brain of an 85-year-old Alzheimer's patient". Other tests conducted on Benoit's brain tissue revealed severe chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE), and damage to all four lobes of the brain and brain stem. Bailes and his colleagues concluded that repeated concussions can lead to dementia, which can contribute to severe behavioural problems. Benoit's father said that brain damage may have been the leading cause of the murder-suicide. A statement released by WWE described the findings as "speculative".
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Benoit_double-murder_and_suicide#Possible_motives
The schools get newly indoctrinated woke soldiers. /s
Find the kitty, pet the kitty.
Kissinger was a liche. We got a lucky and destroyed the phylactery.
What a nice family tradition. I wonder if they all use the same cloth to clean up?
Do police not arrest people for this?
Depends on the city. Some cities are notorious for using speed traps to increase revenue.
From Texas to Ohio, municipalities are using law enforcement to counteract declining tax bases through the aggressive enforcement of fineable offenses such as speeding. A 2019 report estimated that nearly 600 jurisdictions nationwide generate at least 10% of their general fund revenue through fines and forfeitures.
Other municipalities have enacted their own policing-for-profit programs. In Brookside, Alabama, the town of about 1,200 residents saw its revenue increase more than 640% in only two years, according to AL.com, after police began an aggressive traffic stop and ticket-writing campaign. Fines and forfeitures made up almost half of the town's budget.
41
Pope Francis: I don’t bless a ‘homosexual marriage.’ I bless two people who love each other.
(www.americamagazine.org)
11
148
Cookie Monster Learned a Hard Lesson That Day
(lemmy.myserv.one)
Image Description
Cookie Monster is excited to eat a massive cookie. Elmo is very excited and is cheering Cookie Monster. There is a man who is shocked and may be trying to get Cookie Monster not to eat the cookie.
Text underneath: Elmo encouraged Cookie Monster to eat the cookie laced with 5,000,000 mg of THC. Cookie Monster didn't know the cookie was laced with THC. Elmo is a dick.
112
A Rare Blended Meme - Joseph Ducreux and Fucking Magnets, Circa 2011
(lemmy.myserv.one)
Image Description
A man is pointing at the screen with a large smile on his face. The man has a large brim hat and a cane in their left hand. Top text on screen reads "Cursed magnets". Bottom text reads "I am confunded and perplexed as to how they doth work".
16
We have solutions
(lemmy.myserv.one)
Image Description
Two panels split vertically. In the left panel, there is a woman who is quite old, has a receding hairline, and showing a lot of cleavage.
In the right panel, there is a man looking towards the woman in the left panel and is saying "You may have a nice rack, you do have a "but her face". We can fix that with this bag."
228
"Kilroy Was Here" Circa WW2 - 1941 to 1944, Out of Date Now
(lemmy.myserv.one)
Image Text
A blob of a person peaking over a straight line with a very long nose hanging over the line. Two hands are beside the head. There is writing that says "Kilroy Was Here"
42
How It Feels To Dive on Today's Roads
(lemmy.myserv.one)
Image description
Top panel - Marge is standing by a large SUV, patting the vehicle with a wicked smile. The SUV's head lights are on and extremely bright. Marge is saying "(Snickering) Nobody will ever cut me off"
Bottom panel - The lights are on and showing what's behind the garage wall. Bart is seen going through Marge's purse in on the kitchen table.
ShaggySnacks
joined 1 year ago
I love glue on pizza. It's up there with molten plastic on pizza. The plastic gives the pizza a nice tangy flavor and really lets the cheese stretch.