Sacreblew

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Just get a wing nut socket/driver and treat them like any other nut.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Make sure to use a fake accent when talking to strangers on the phone

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

How many sets of mammaries?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I went to Paris this summer, lots of locals were smoking. The odor of Paris was urine and cigarettes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

As long as the money isn't part of an investigation, the company will be able to access it within the month.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Congratulations, you will now have loofah plants popping up forever

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yes, mostly I just need to manage my allergies.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Very confusing when you are invited for pot pie and served a stew

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's fair

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's when you blame it on the damn electric toothbrush

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I was hoping it was a Kia

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Not just the drawer ones, the French door ones as well.

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