[-] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

Because I got High in my Ass

[-] [email protected] 18 points 16 hours ago

Okay that's just stupid. I'm really fond of AI but that's just common Greed.

"Free the Serfs?! We can't survive without their labor!!" "Stop Child labour?! We can't survive without them!" "40 Hour Work Week?! We can't survive without their 16 Hour work Days!"

If you can't make profit yet, then fucking stop.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ah ich verstehe. Meine Rechtsabteilung sagt ich soll ihn folgendes ausrichten:

Erstens

Zweitens

Hochachtungsvoll, Roflmasterbigpimp

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ich🧮📋iel (lemmy.world)
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Sie wurden gerade zensiert.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

So ist besser 🤝

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Imagine it's not about politics or economics; it's just random shit he thinks each day:

"Damn, I really want to scratch myself with his Fork"

"Hehe that man looks like a Frog"

"I really really need to fart right now."

"I know this gives me mad gas, but I really want that pork chop"

"I bet I could throw that Kid like a Football"

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

I'm gonna bully my Goverment to send Ukraine Weapons until the have enough to fight of the Russian Invaders.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

He can surrender, like many already did.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

For German Sex-talk: 01805 46 46

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

I had a Nightmare once where I heard a child crying out in the streets. I looked out and it was an Ice-cream-Truck playing screams instead of music.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Bro wtf, how is this legal?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Username does not check out! Not at all! What have the Wormhole-beings done to you Nagus?!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

hurr durr AI = BAD

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geteilt von: https://lemmy.world/post/19177063

Hallo, Hallo werte Freunde der Gartenarbeit,

der Sommer nähert sich dem Ende und die Speicher sind voll mit Ernte, aber bitte verkauft kein Gras!

Da ich und ein Kumpel von mir vor kurzem von einem Polizisten in zivil angesprochen wurden, ob wir ihn nicht "einen Zehner oder Zwani Gras" abgeben könnten, möchte ich euch inständig bitten kein Gras zu verkaufen (oder abzugeben) und vor allem nicht an wildfremde.

Wir dürfen jetzt in der Öffentlichkeit anbauen und rauchen, also lasst uns den Gegnern der Legalisierung nicht in Hände spielen, indem wir mit schlechtem Beispiel vorangehen.

Vielen Dank im Voraus!

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ich🦈iel (lemmy.world)
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Bubatzgärtnerclub (lemmy.world)
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Introducing [email protected]

A Community about home-growing Cannabis in Germany! Everything from Tips, tricks, pictures of your Plants to help with sick Plants and Guides on how to get started in German!

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ich🍺🔺🍻iel (lemmy.world)
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Sie sind immer so fröhlich wenn Sie es verstehen :D (Musste nochmal neu hochladen da ich das Bild nicht ändern konnte....)

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ich⌛iel (lemmy.world)
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(Ja ich weiß das das so nicht funktioniert aber wäre lustig)

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ich🤖🎶iel (lemmy.world)
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