Can we turn her back into an egg?

I want to publicly apologize, anonymously, for failing to fix climate change.

$60mm a year seems really cheap, no? I know its shit data from the bot posters but still would think it would be like $100-150mm

“Sorry, boss. I am immersed in nature. I cannot take on any more projects.”

Guess I better save up for Paw-Paws funeral.

A tech layoff undercover.

How the hell did this happen? For $2000, Alex

This one was a stretch.

You are too kind, thank you. One day at a time

Going to talk therapy. Getting married and having kids really pushed me and helps me keep going on the hardest days. I cannot have mental illness affect their lives like it did mine growing up.

Thank you. The more you know.

Unplug it