[-] [email protected] 1 points 20 minutes ago

Sorry pal. new homosexual agenda's in. Everybody's gotta be bi.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

falling seasonally or really falling?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

hmmm. question: can you stack catapults?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

misread as cantrip. Would like to learn "summon cat"

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

You people, and I mean you people

sometimes we gotta rework our phraseology

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

yes. you can feel bass.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I'm pro- turning food into compost. I'd like to help our constituents and anyone who does that.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Do those wolves know where I put the remote? I've looked everywhere

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

I could get elected to senate probably, if I was willing to spend fifteen years doing local and state office first. Ain't nobody got that kind of time I got hospital bills

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I have this little glass condenser tube that is a pain in the ass to clean. I have not thought about getting an ultrasonic cleaner. Do your pipes lay horizontally in your ultrasonic cleaner or stand vertically?

[-] [email protected] 51 points 5 days ago

when we would have corn on the cob, we would throw the leftover cobs in the yard for the dog. well, we had one cat that beat up every dog in the neighborhood, including the retired police german shepherd a few doors down (the one that bit me because I walk funny. good cat). the cat would go lay down in the middle of all the corn cobs, and the dog would run around in a circle just out of reach of the cat. the cat wouldn't eat any of the corn, he would just lay there so the dog couldn't get any. it was hilarious to watch.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

I like your DM

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And so the Shortest Day came and the year died
And everywhere down the centuries of the snow-white world
Came people singing, dancing,
To drive the dark away.
They lighted candles in the winter trees;
They hung their homes with evergreen;
They burned beseeching fires all night long
To keep the year alive.
And when the new year’s sunshine blazed awake
They shouted, reveling.
Through all the frosty ages you can hear them
Echoing behind us—listen!
All the long echoes, sing the same delight,
This Shortest Day,
As promise wakens in the sleeping land:
They carol, feast, give thanks,
And dearly love their friends,
And hope for peace.
And now so do we, here, now,
This year and every year.
Welcome, Yule!

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Alt: Tuvix hangs his head in shame as Janebabe glares at him for failing to make her coffee

Text: tfw / you can genetically engineer anything but good coffee

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The Trekifying of other memes continues

I don't know how obscure I'm being but IDGAF

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