[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

How do you catch a unique chicken?

Unique up on it!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Mint tea and thin mint Girl Scout cookies… I don’t really either at any other time, but if I’m under the weather, nothing sounds good to eat. I do my best to drink water and stay hydrated, but guzzling water all day when I do t feel good is a chore. So I’ll have tea and cookies instead.

I’m so habituated that it’s frequently when I realize that I AM sick, because I’ll find myself looking in the cupboard for thin mints.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Burger Time! That’s my teenage kid’s favorite stand-up arcade game, we still see them around once in a while!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BurgerTime

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Amazon, Apple and SpaceX. The first two for staggering short-term monies before they figure out I don’t know anything, and kick me out, SpaceX because I think rockets are cool! Maybe I’d kill off Starlink since that’s pissing off astronomers and astronomers are also cool.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I learned about this when we got a new microwave and every time we used it, it would kill the wireless connection to my laptop!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It’s so fucking embarrassing that voters in Iowa are so damn brainwashed. I grew up there, and it used to be a way more reasonable place than it is now.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Do ex-pats count? I got exiled to the Midwest, but my heart is still in San Diego! I promise I make it back once a year on average!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I spent a lot of time in the Midwest and it just seems unrecognizable, compared to when I was growing up there.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

This is the correct answer - I’ve called mayo “sandwich lube” for ages

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Eat the rich

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Haha I envision a tweaked-out back-of-the-house employee approaching the table with a scoop full of popcorn chicken… “open wiiiide!”

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Some of you have never spent time feeding a large number of chickens, and it shows!

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