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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Yeah, that sucks but at this point I'll take any win I can get over scalpers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Dot onion? …wait no that’s taken…

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

Kerry Carcia was the leader of The Crateful Dead

[–] [email protected] 59 points 4 months ago

The Simpsons eating at a restaurant called America Town in Tokyo:

Waiter: Howdy, gangstas. I am average American Joe salary-man waiter. Don't ask me, I don't know anything, I am product of American education system! I also build poor-quality cars and inferior-style electronics.

Homer: Hahahaha he’s really got our number!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I too enjoy repeating the joke I just saw but removing all of the distracting humor.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I’d be scared of going to prison if I were him too… That drunken lout is probably going to end up in the infirmary with the DTs by the 4th of July.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

That's correct, Jim Jones was found with a bullet in his head. The coroner in Guyana concluded it was a suicide, although one of Jim Jones' sons (all three were not at Jonestown at the time of the mass poisoning) has speculated that his father may have ordered one of his lackeys to shoot him in one final act of cowardice.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

But at the Federal, nah.

lmao WHAT? You should start paying attention to the Supreme Court because maybe then you'd understand what an incredibly stupid statement this is, el barto.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago

Clarence Thomas is massively corrupt and a disgrace to the entire legal profession. Which is a lot of words to say, he's a conservative.

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Yes, despite the decades old commonly used expression they actually used Flavor Aid at Jonestown not Kool-Aid. You're all very smart and original.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (9 children)

Yep. It’s insane how quickly we’re spiraling into a fucking christian theocracy… anything less than voting for Biden in November is tacit support for Trump and the GOP and I don’t care whether or not people on Lemmy like hearing that fact. We have one chance to save our democracy. Vote like your life depends on it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

The children yearn for the fast food labour camps

 
 
 

S10E22 "They Saved Lisa's Brain"

 
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