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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Not The Onion - Politicians and CEOs train humans to choose between life-saving medications and other essentials.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That's the joke.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I think they just wanted to build a model system that was closer to real patients.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Now can we train them to prefer essential oils over life-saving medicine?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

why should individuals pay for their medical needs?