DevastatedBungHole

Depends whether I'm excited or not, but usually my nose. And when I'm excited, my nose.

Cover up all destinguising marks.. Like tattoos

Something bad had just happened to me

Early 80s maybe 80 or 82

Get your self a bidet, my friend, and you can blast the old hoop to your hearts content

Ahhhh, I was saying clamp ya gammon, which didn't feel correct

I just wish all these fucks would get wrekt, evil hoofwanking thunder cunts

Bottom right

My Mrs always says, "I'm not being funny, but" the proceeds to be funny

How was dying the first time?

So what you're actually suggesting is an ultimatum, not really sympathetic. You're lucky he gave a fuck what you thought