And now it might discourage immigrants from reporting abuse
The cruelty is the point.
D61
joined 4 years ago
Too close to reality for me to catch the satire. 
President Xi, with white baby hands...
... to the end of the careers of Command Sergeant Major Lieutenant General [redacted ]and Brigadier First Sergeant Chief Warrant Officer 2nd Class [redacted] and to the beginning of a the rest of your lives...
Since you're both in your early 20's you will have more than enough time to find a new career, a new you.
... stifle my disdain?
Depends on who you're feeling disdain toward.
If its your coworkers who are able to keep their heads down and get their paper, maybe a bit of an asshole.
If its toward yourself because you can't figure out how to keep your head down and superficially seem okay with the shitty job, you're not an asshole. Maybe take stock of your finances and see what type of pay cut you can live with. Start low key looking for a different job with a different employer. 
You made an excellent pun with the "kamakazIED" line, 
is a cartoonist that usually has a short pun as a part of their shtick.
"Service means citizenship!"
How long before there's a four year old king/queen of Britain?
Mis-order of Operations
I don't know what James Bond movies this is from, but I'm super interested.
Liberal politics is purely about aesthetics