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[–] [email protected] 52 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Second most powerful country in the world? Powerful self-own.

Imagine bragging about being the second best at anything, Pepsi doesn't call itself the second most popular cola drink in their ads.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 7 months ago

They're objectively not even the second most powerful country in Europe if you count Russia.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Are they saying they're more powerful than China? Fucking joke lmao they barely crack the top ten atp

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

now i'm craving some kind of modern naval battle scenario game and want this as the "fleet matchup" screen

[–] [email protected] 44 points 7 months ago

Your rivers, full of shit.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Wait is he seriously doing the Jobs bit of a fruit cleanse to treat cancer? We LITERALLY have the internet and you can google what happened to Steve Jobs for free and yet here we are.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure he's never used the internet, he has servants to do that for him.

So critical support to the servants, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

"it worked great for steve jobs!"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

Smh Steve just didn't drink enough juice. The NHS must fund the king's medically necessary bottles of orange juice from whole foods.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

It's tough for him to use a keyboard with his giant Italian sausage fingers

My man's hands looking like bunches of pink bananas.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

He tried googling Steve Jobs but all he got were a bunch of memes telling him to ligma balls, proving once again that posting is praxis ligma-1ligma-2

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

He's also a big fan of homeopathy

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago

Your plan for reelection is to murder trans people and badgers to distract from your cartoonish incompetence, you fucking devil.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago

More propaganda from the hermit kingdom of the UK. charles-agony

[–] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago

did they include a picture of an american jet? hahaha

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago

The UK is as strong as ever

Britain is the second most powerful country in the world

"the sun never sets on the british empire, but only because we were never that strong to begin with"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It rules that the king will die and seemingly in a funny way

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

How long before there's a four year old king/queen of Britain?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

A while. Georgie is 11 now, and I assume knows his colours at this age. So he's already very well-suited to implementing the TERF Empire's will.

us-foreign-policy

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

You do not produce steel

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

I’ve always thought King Charles should be more like Steve Jobs

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Fortunes do change fast in a century. Going from decrying the so-called "Sick Man" of Europe to becoming one. History never lacks those karmic ironies.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

It would be funny if i didn't live here

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

Who does Number 2 work for

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Their monarch will die again soon.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

And it shall be a glorious day for England, and therefore the world.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

building the medieval socialist utopia out of News from Nowhere because you fucked up your economy so bad you had to abandon industrial civilization

Really looking forward to visiting the UK in ten years or so.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

my cousin is taking nothing but cherry juice for his hereditary case of gout and refusing to go to the doctor, but he's a rural slumlord not fuckin royalty

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

when was the last time britain actually was the second most powerful country in the world? pre-wwi?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

they were like number 1 till 1940 then got kicked to number 3 and then like number 5 after the suez crisis

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

i figured that since they lost their major holdings in SE asia and their foothold in europe so quickly during the war they must have been in decline for some time before the war started, but i'm not an expert and measuring things like "most powerful" countries are always going to be basically hypotheticals anyways imo

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Your president wasn't elected by you