Ceedoestrees

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I knew one that said "Meh" so I assume they all do it.

When he said "Her husband..." and another skink came out, I lost it. I hope they had a wedding. I hope there was a reception. I want to know the guest list.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I just called out "Red Eyed Crocodile Skinks!" to no one. Fucking love these guys. They say "Meh" when you poke 'em.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When I start to feel irked I imagine it's Colin Robinson on the other side so there's no reason to engage.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Everyone take notes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh shit I guess I lost to your superior logic. Wonder why all these people keep dying, then.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I had one cook in a kitchen who would always overfill prep containers, like heaping over top. Every time I pulled a new container from the fridge that was overflowing I'd shout "Fill lines! Watch the fill lines."

It went on for about a week until she shouted back "Who the hell is Phil Lines?"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 days ago

I predicted this. I said if we ever tried to block politics it would devolve into nitpicking what is and isn't political.

But to answer the question: If your computer shit is about due for a upgrade, don't wait.

Grocery prices would probably keep going up no matter who got elected, so gardening supplies would be a good investment over time. Along with gardening comes the peripheral skills of cooking and preserving when it'll hurt your soul to see any of your sweet baby tomatoes go to waste.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

I'm an artist. Once you go method, you don't go back.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

The left goes low when you threaten their lives, the right goes low when you question their actions.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (3 children)

this is a long shot but... i was walking by jesero's crater when u fell from the sky like an angel, did it hurt lol? anyway i tried to talk bout the weather (like pick a temperature scale lol) but u busy checkn systems or something anyway i thot i saw u lookn at rocks out about ne syrtis and figured id hit u up since u around pls respond wit a pic of u latest regolith sample so i know it's u

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is sexist. I know at least two women who'd follow a mysterious voice, baggies and tongs in hand, hoping for more taxidermy material.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (7 children)
 
 
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