how

he wants you to notice when hes not around

the job of being a cop in the united States actively filters for cowards and power hungry losers. Holding undue power over others is literally the only attractive aspect of the job, so of course it will attract nothing but the worst type of people

I don't really care what makes more money, id just take the walking one to incentivise me to walk more. id rather be healthy than slightly richer

this is the main reason I've been slowly removing sarcasm from my personality. it's not fun when so many people are (understandably) not in on the joke, or worse when you realize someone you were joking with was actually being completely serious. I'm just tired man, feels like half the worlds gone insane

it originally said nuts, didn't it
that's a femboy, isn't it

the woman's hair is blowing the wrong way

I love pangrams! I even have a list of all my favorite ones:

• Fix problem quickly with galvanized jets
• Amazingly few discotheques provide jukeboxes
• My girl wove six dozen plaid jackets before she quit
• who packed five dozen old quart jugs in my box
• Jim quickly realized the beautiful gowns are expensive
• The wizard quickly jinxed the gnomes before they vaporized
• the quick onyx goblin jumps over the lazy dwarf
• a wizards job is to vex chimps quickly in fog
• Heavy boxes perform waltzes and jigs
• A very big box sailed up then whizzed quickly from Japan
• Jack quietly moved up front and seized the big ball of wax
• The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
• A quick movement of the enemy will jeopardize six gunboats
• Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs
• Grumpy wizards make a toxic brew for the jovial queen

the character in the last panel is the protagonist in the pilot episode of the web series "The Amazing Digital Circus" in which characters appear in a colorful digital world from which there is no escape. in the show, the characters appear without their memories, being unable to remember their names or how they got their beyond "putting on a headset" (presumably a vr style headset although this comic just uses headphones)

the joke in this comic is the suggestion that the protagonists job before the show was as a rent-a-girlfriend girl (basically an escort).

I'm honestly not sure why this would be considered funny as it seems unrelated to the show beyond using the character.

I don't understand

I think it's kinda sweet for a kid. I mean what's cooler than a robot when you're 7? that's pretty much the pinnicle of "cool" at that age, or at least it was for me. So to compare a crush to a robot for a kid is similar to shakespear comparing thier lover to "a summer's day" or Selena Gomez comparing thier lover to "a love song"

I am in disbelief, the last time I used reddit this was a solved issue, and now they've gone and I solved it??