I know this written as a satire. But as a lawyer I can say it will never work. If you want to try there will be many lawyers willing to take your money gladly.

There is no such thing as immutable or uncorruptable OS. My late father would always find a way to fuck up the laptop I setup for him. He would even come back with errors that I've seen for the first time and our conversation would go like this:

Me: How did this happen? My Father: how should know? It was like this when I turned it on. Me: what did you do before you turned it off last time? My Father: I was on Facebook, played some backgammon and watched some YouTube. Me: ...

I miss him and I would gladly give everything to have him bother me with his laptop problems one more time. I hope that he is getting some good support where ever he is.

Because students don't pay lobbies to bribe politician. I thought this is a well known fact about the politics.

I was studying abroad so I came home after a year found out my father had a stroke and no one told me.

My sister causally told me couple weeks back that my uncle died 6 months ago.

Give me a break... I'm still trying to wrap my head around how transistors work. For a layman this is like magic.

When I learned about how they are making the new CPUs it blew my mind. Dropping a microscopic droplet of metal and blasting it with lasers to a stencil like thingy to create the nanometer circuitry. I was like how the fuck did you even thought about doing that?.. Technologies like these are really marvelous.

I mean who is surprised at this point?

I want to hate Valve but fuckers are coming up so many good things left and right making it much harder. Putting me in a dilemma... Damn you Valve!

Just couple days back my friend was asking if there are any good new Warhammer 40k games. I'll see what he will have to say about this one lol.

Ego satisfaction is hell of a drug...

So this is why it wasn't working. People were doing it wrong. You supposed to piss on the jelly.

You don't know? He is Torvalds Tsubasa long lost Japanese cousin of his.