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The game (slrpnk.net)
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[-] [email protected] 144 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 112 points 1 month ago

No, it's 4 real. Has to be. No one would lie on the internet

[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago

Bonjour. I am french male model and Olympic pole vaulter.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I have a oui oui collection! Probably over 100... if anyone wants to see more, you should totally let me know.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I want to see more wtf are these little guys

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

They're ouiouis! The brand is the one single thing I collect, and I've been collecting for a few years now. They have a standard line and a limited "special" line.

Here's a snippet of my entire collection! Not just ouiouis, but there are other ones, too.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I want to connect with you, emotionally :)

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Definitely, but Lemmy and Reddit are notorious for not picking up on blatant satire, so it needs to be pointed out. Sadly.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Are you joking rn? Sadly.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Sarcasm and satire are ableist.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I cam see it. For the pixels.

[-] [email protected] 94 points 1 month ago

This is the kind of content I actually WOULD like to read on LinkedIn. You know, instead of the constant pseudo-inspirational narcissistic fart sniffing.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

pseudo-inspirational narcissistic fart sniffing.

Band name. PINFS for short.

[-] [email protected] 73 points 1 month ago

This is on shlinkedin.com. Great site.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

Holy fuck, thanks for the rabbit hole. I can't fucking stand LinkedIn brainiacs, so this will be very refreshing

[-] [email protected] 65 points 1 month ago

I know this written as a satire. But as a lawyer I can say it will never work. If you want to try there will be many lawyers willing to take your money gladly.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

I follow this guy on Linkedin and he has amazing posts like this every day, and its always funny to see the occasional comment that tries to take him seriously. https://www.linkedin.com/in/ken-cheng-991849b6/recent-activity/all/

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago
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[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Only a month's progress lost this time.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

GRINDSET MINDSET ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

SIGMA LIGMA ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Your title made me lose the game (Edit: that was my 100th comment lmao)

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

So heartwarming ๐Ÿฅฒ

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