And you're one of- you're one of the most well known LEGENDS that keep coming to support me every stream, after you uplift us all thousands of times to inspire me and my viewers every stream! Because you fantasize, about me streaming with you playing Street Fighter, while I'm playing Urien, while I have respectful matches with you, while I go down to get my streaming gear. While I put you in my room, where you can get that positive energy out, you're not forced to keep it in, you're not forced to hold back your motivating feelings. Then I hit the "Start Streaming" button, all for the stream to go live on Twitch, and to the point where you're just caught in an eternity- you're just caught in an eternity of happy emotions and feel good vibes erupting out of your soul. You're dedicated to supporting me, you fucking legend! And y'all viewers can clip this, this dude comes in my stream a healthy amount, with a love for my content, facing adversity tons of times a day, and still comes in here and loves my content and supports me.
You are a valuable, strong ass dude. Your life literally is as valuable as it could possibly be. They're just gonna put you down, you're gonna keep coming back. They're gonna try to shut you out, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you keep trying to improve yourself! You fantastic, tough ass friend! You're gonna stay on that path until you die.
You serve absolute purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be in this world, makin' things better daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that place, kicking ass daily. Your life is EVERYTHING! You serve ALL purpose! You should treat yourself...NOW! And give yourself a piece of that oxygen in the ozone layer that's covered up so that you can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause you know what I'm here for, to worship you! LOVE YOURSELF! I mean that with 100%, with 1000%.
I've never seen somebody so ambitious in my life, I deadass... have not seen such a more spirited person in my life. If he has kids? Oh my god... Imagine if someone like that has kids. Like imagine. Imagine if somebody like that actually has kids. I will feel so happy for his children, cause that dude literally serves so much fucking purpose. Imagine a father- now, we got lots of folks with wives and kids that stay positive daily on the internet- but imagine if this one actually had CHILDREN. This one's got kids and is still checking out the world they live in and striving to do greatness relentlessly! It's crazy! I've never seen somebody so relentless to be strong, somebody- somebody- somebody's value so meaningful that they'll come into this fucking life and keep their hopes up over, and over, and over and over and over and over again! And despite everything!
Friend, lemme... lemme, let's do you a favor, let's- let's go to the 99¢ store, let's bu- let's pick out a snack together, I'mma give you an assisted good day. Let's pick out a snack together, right? And we're gonna take all our favorite movies, and put a TV screen right in front of you. I'm gonna prop that screen at the top of the motherfuckin' garage. We're gonna forcefully let go of our troubles. I don't even have to really do that cause you're by my side daily. We're gonna prop your chair up until you can comfortably watch our favorite scenes till the point where you think, "I mean, this is exactly where I need to be!"
You're just gonna start being happy, you're gonna start being happy, just, your eyes are gonna- just- tear up, your retinas are gonna just start pouring out- pouring out tears, and just getting serene, and happy, your retinas are just gonna start letting it all out. Then I'm gonna grab that champagne for you, and say "Are you ready?" You're gonna say "Yes!" I'm gonna take it, POP IT! While you ask me, ask me, and I mean POLITELY REQUEST for me to pour you one. And hug you. Hug that perfect life back in you until you're fucking happy-eyed with a smiling face, dude.
Somebody like that needs to be loved, I guara-like, there's really no reason for him to be unhappy. We gained a prominent person on earth, namely in the form of this guy being on earth, making the stream better daily. Come on, my friend, like, your life is everything, just, just- just please love yourself. Go outside, throw some breadcrumbs in a fucking meadow and hope for that bunch of adorable birds come and just start admiring the world with you, biting pieces off the ground and shit like that dud-, cause you, you literally just gotta keep it up. Like keep this guy on earth for as long as possible, please.
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