The bowl
this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2023
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I actually hated when kids would do that when I would go trick or treating as a kid. Even after I got my own candy. I saw people even grab the bowl out of the persons hand at the door and run.
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Either every single person who eats almond joys is in the comments or we're all being gaslit.
The correct answer is Twix btw.
Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. They aren't my favorite, but they're popular. Nobody else will eat the Almond Joy, so I can wait on those and just eat them when they're left over.
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12 year old me: anything but the Almond Joy
39 year old me: Almond Joy
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It's refreshing to see other people like Almond Joy. There's dozens of us!
The problem I see though. Is that sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes I don't. Yet I see no Mounds.
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The bucket
Almond joy
I'll take all the Almond Joy thank you. I know everyone else is going to leave them behind anyway.
Twix. It's all in the mix
My dick
Insulin
The drugs in candy are getting out of hand
Reese's all day motherfuckers!!
No Kit Kat? I guess a 100 Grand then
Snickers
Most of those I haven't heard of, but that's because I'm an Aussie...
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The bucket!
Twix - maybe the 100 Grand.
I am always happy to get 100 Grand.
Definitely the Reese's. Chocolate and peanut butter are the two best flavor combos known.
Insulin.
I'll probably grab the bowl
Have to go with the almond joy.
I'm afraid they all have lactose :(
That never stopped me
York or Almond Joy
I'm digging through to find a Right Twix.
Left? Bleah.
there's only Left Twixes and as I have been conditioned by marketing I will get angry as a joke
You can have everything else, but you'll have to take the almond joys out of my cold dead hands if you want them!
York, never get to eat them too often
Got any 3 Musketeers?
where's my fucKING MILKY WAAAAYYYY
The bowl
Snickers 100%
Half of these I've never heard of, so I'd try one of those out of curiosity. American candy?
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100 Grand, maybe a York if I'm in a real specific mood. The other options are for suckers.
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